Dating for people who like food
It’s a balmy night in Manhattan’s financial district, and at a sports bar called Stout, everyone is Tindering.
When asked if they’ve been arranging dates on the apps they’ve been swiping at, all say not one date, but two or three: “You can’t be stuck in one lane …Too many of my friends tell me that I'm actually an old person trapped inside of a 20-year-old's body.Maybe they have a point, but I like to simply say that I've been blessed with an old spirit.There’s always something better.” “If you had a reservation somewhere and then a table at Per Se opened up, you’d want to go there,” Alex offers.“Guys view everything as a competition,” he elaborates with his deep, reassuring voice. ” With these dating apps, he says, “you’re always sort of prowling.You could talk to two or three girls at a bar and pick the best one, or you can swipe a couple hundred people a day—the sample size is so much larger. Crew; senior at Parsons; junior at Pace; works in finance …I don’t blame them for their common love of buffets though; they’re easy, relatively satisfying, and cheap.
Personally, I’ve never been disappointed with my meal when the g-parents take me out to lunch at the CB.
There are so many other (keyword) ways to get your fiber, so why settle on putting spoonfuls of dusty fiber powder in your water?
But this is definitely something you’re almost guaranteed to find in any old person’s kitchen cabinet.
In any case, I have compiled a list of 12 food items that old people tend to enjoy that are STILL ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD.
I have admittedly tried all of the following foods and beverages and can personally say that they are, indeed, quite great.
Right next to the horde of plastic pill organizers.